Ingredients for this My Time: you and your brain! Welcome to the annual My Time Sex Contest!
Oh Honey, it seems like it's longer and longer roads for me to get back to you with a post. Well, I'll make it worth your while. What's the fun of having money if I can't throw it around to the tiny little people with big heads?
THE CONTEST: whomever guesses how long it has been since your little Daggy has has sexual intercourse wins $100 gift card to Amazon.
Now remember, I'm in the Midwestern country, so I don't have my swarthy, foreign lovers nearby. BUT, I am in the tail end of my tenure of serving on a charity committee, so I'm surrounded by very sad, drunk people, which equals mistakes such as sex any day of the week. On a broader note, one might consider that when you google "sad sex," you only get pictures upon pictures of women looking disappointed, and I am of a STATELY age where lesson upon lesson might lead one to avoid such situations.
This is your task: guess as specifically as you possibly can how long it has been since I've had intercourse (other activities do not count), and you get the $100 gift card! Guesses must be made in the comment section here (you must make a profile that I can contact you at) or on my Facebook thread. So Honey, guess away, and maybe you can be a winner.
How long has it been for this rich, successful, smart, regal beauty known as Dagmar?
Oh Honey, it seems like it's longer and longer roads for me to get back to you with a post. Well, I'll make it worth your while. What's the fun of having money if I can't throw it around to the tiny little people with big heads?
THE CONTEST: whomever guesses how long it has been since your little Daggy has has sexual intercourse wins $100 gift card to Amazon.
Now remember, I'm in the Midwestern country, so I don't have my swarthy, foreign lovers nearby. BUT, I am in the tail end of my tenure of serving on a charity committee, so I'm surrounded by very sad, drunk people, which equals mistakes such as sex any day of the week. On a broader note, one might consider that when you google "sad sex," you only get pictures upon pictures of women looking disappointed, and I am of a STATELY age where lesson upon lesson might lead one to avoid such situations.
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| crowns 'n' corgies: better than sex, every time. |
This is your task: guess as specifically as you possibly can how long it has been since I've had intercourse (other activities do not count), and you get the $100 gift card! Guesses must be made in the comment section here (you must make a profile that I can contact you at) or on my Facebook thread. So Honey, guess away, and maybe you can be a winner.
How long has it been for this rich, successful, smart, regal beauty known as Dagmar?
I have 15 months in my brain. It feels wrong, but maybe that means it's right.
ReplyDeleteOh, B! You're a contender! Pot your guess in the FB comment thread if you want to have a sassy conversation with other guessers!
ReplyDelete7 months...
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