Me on the other hand, Honey, I'm fam-us for my games. Emotional, sexual, card and dice, I'm always game. Ha ha see what I did? I used a word as a noun and as an adjective-like thing. That's an adjective, right? Or. Wait. That's another noun, a state of being. Ha ha who am I kidding? I HAVE NO state of being. I'm all adjectives without a noun to associate the characteristics with. Let's play a game.
First, let's prepare for the game. After days of not eating due to an illness caught in Mexico NO IT'S NOT HEP C I've been, as ladies like to say with their calories, "catching up." I have DIET cheese and crackers in front of me, a lazy too-rasiany tasting Italian red in my glass, and a stupid food show on the television that I am inhaling because it's like celery--negative calorie intake. Can you imagine that? Celery is like negative calories. It is truly God and God's other at the same time.
Now, here's a fun game. It's called Shame. I'll start.
You Know It's Been Awhile When...
you put on mascara before going to get a massage.
you have more than one kind of bubble bath in your bathing area.
a man as gay as a unicorn with a rainbow mane and a black leather studded saddle grabbing your breasts made you feel funny
you call your cat "my lover, my baby"
YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT BEING IN YOUR 30S WITH NO MONEY, NO PROSPECTS, SUPPORT BRAS, AND BACK ACHES
you are making a list about your lack
you spread out on your bed and sigh every night
you hold your Mr. Knife tight under the pillow
you hold a selenite orb in your left hand and act as conduit
you are more magickal because of the last time you weren't in lack
you are watching television without worrying if YOUR SMART LOVER IS JUDGING YOU because, well, you don't have one
you found a line on your face that you think looks cool
you don't care as much what you look like anymore
you worry about dying, sure, but you aren't worried about forcing it
eh, you're fine, so have another drink, because NO ONE IS JUDGING YOUR LACK OF MODERATION, and deal with this, you fucking freak who's having a good time with your games