Honey, it's not enough that the men take my heart (and other...less metaphorical parts), the robber takes my money (RODRIGO!), the authorities takes my fairy dust powder, women take my leftovers and longed-fors, and now, and NOW, some fake philosophers have taken MY GODDAMN IDEA with an online dating site for men and women over 50.
If any woman used for advertising on that site is over 50 and any man is under 60, I'm a fucking sober happy virgin. "Our Time" sounds ridiculous. If anyone meets someone on Our Time and literally has sex with them instead of satirically, they deserve what they get.
How dare you, America.